So, how are your private parts today?

You wouldn't believe how many people at work come up and ask me if I am dilated.
I mean, do they realize that they are trying to have a conversation (at work!) about my lady bits?!
(And no, it is not just the women who ask me this).

I really want to respond with: "While we are on the subject, how are your private parts doing today?"

But instead, I smile, provide them with the non-update and waddle down the hallway back to my desk.

At least I am finding some humor in all of this :)

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